7 Weird Things About Jay
Everyone is doing it, and I was tagged so…
- The only two things in the whole world that annoy me to fury are people who use those gas powered leaf blowers and people who chew gum indoors. I think these people should be brutally murdered and when I come across them I fantasize about it. To top it all off, I chew gum indoors regularly and cool off on hot summer days with a gas powered leaf blower.
- I eat fresh spinach, bananas, blueberries and passion fruit juice for breakfast. When I’m really hungry, I add guacamole and celery sticks to the meal.
- I’m 6 foot 5, 172 pounds and can deadlift 225 pounds on a good day.
- I once threw up massive amounts of blood and had to be persuaded to go to the emergency room by a good friend of mine. I didn’t have health insurance. Nothing was wrong with me (so they say). One week later I received a bill for $16,946.29. I still haven’t paid it.
- I ran the 2006 L.A. Marathon in under 6 hours with only a week and a half of training. I still have blisters.
- I live in Los Angeles and I don’t own a car. I have a very expensive bicycle though.
- I don’t own a television and have forgotten what it’s like to watch a movie on anything other than a computer monitor.
Bonus: I eat at least 4 bananas a day, I never wash my hair, I think tissues are for pansies, I prefer ass over boobs but I’m not into anal sex, I haven’t watched the Super Bowl in over 3 years but I still have huge balls and can kick your ass, I watch Wine Library TV religiously but I don ‘t drink alcohol, last year I listened to more books than I actually read and right now, at this very moment, I’m blogging, doing crunches on a swiss ball, there’s a bowl of broccoli soup to my right and my roommates cat can’t seem to stop bitting my toes.
Any other weirdos out there?
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Alright. When I wrote I knitted, I thought I was dropping my pants for the world to see.
I salute you. You’ve definitely outdone me. And managed to gross me out with the spinach and fruit breakfast blend. That’s disgusting.
Oh, and that hospital bill? That’s bloody insane. My mother broke her hip, had four ambulance trips between hospitals, had surgery and metal pins inserted, spent five weeks in the hospital and had physiotherapy twice a day, every day.
Total cost? $250 because she chose a semi-private room over a group room.
I knew I’d strike a chord with the breakfast traditionalists.
Holy shit, $250!?! Where does she live, Canada?
I think the decision to go to the hospital cost me $427, and when we arrived in the parking lot I was already out $1,992. Oh, and I borrowed the receptionists pen to fill out the paper work so that added a $1,300 borrowers fee. Not to mention that paper was made out of gold and they had to offset the expense somehow, so I was charged an additional $1,100…
Your eating habits sound as “weird” as mine. Then again I think mine are fine and everyone else is weird.
I’m vegan but mainly eat raw food. For breakfast, I usually make some type of green smoothie. Apple juice, grapes or blueberries, and green vegetables like kale or collards that are freshly picked from my garden.
Yes, I’m a fitness addict also. I’m in the gym at least five days a week. I also have a home gym in my garage. Everything I do at my local gym I can do at home with the exception of the sauna. I still need to add that. When I lived downtown I didn’t own a vehicle. I was close to everything now it’s a completely different story.
During the warmer months, I run 13 - 20 miles one day a week. Since we’ve been having a mild winter I’ve been able to do it this winter.
Bonus: I prefer a partner who can keep up with me and is into extreme sports. Someone into technology is an added bonus. I love the outdoors, and my idea of camping is sleeping out under the stars.
I’m not quite vegan yet. I don’t know how to give up fish. And honestly, life without sushi…I’d rather be a vegan who eats fish. A fegan.
I eat sushi just without the seafood, lol.
No Television, and you live near Hollywood? You are weird!
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Haha, out of everything listed there, THAT’s what makes me weird? :o)
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